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the wishlist (m) - 5

“She broke up with me.”

> genre : Angst, fluff

> pairing : jeon jungkook x reader (f)

> words : 4k

> content/warnings : back at it again w/ the bff2l; one sided love, lot of pining; explicit language; ambiguous infidelity; jjk heartbroken & crying; some wholesome flashbacks to make you swoon

previous - next

The next box arrives about a month or so later. You haven’t seen Jungkook in a while. He had been out of town, hopping from shop to shop, completing a series of long-awaited guest positions.

He’s kept you up with his days and his appointments as much as he could, sending you dorky selfies, little videos of city landscapes you’ve never seen before, and exhausted late vocal notes made in tiny, with dragged on, mumbled words, to wish you luck and send you some courage for work.

You did not expect that the day you’ll meet again, he’d be so different from the Jungkook you prefer and left a month ago.

It takes you a few seconds to realize. At first, you’re preoccupied with the sudden set of needles stinging your insides when you hear the peculiar sound of your front door being unlocked. There’s a very finite amount of probability that it’s not him, he's the rudest of your tiny group of friends and the only one that feels comfortable enough in your home to invite himself without any prior warning.

It’s him, your best friend and subject of too many of your both daily and nightly thoughts and preoccupations.

Once he appears in the door frame, with his heavy coat on his heavy XXL sweatshirt, in his heavy military pants, face turned down hidden by his hair, the magic thing, that grows so mysteriously quick. There’s the little explosion of warmth in your chest. The one that makes you smile tenderly without meaning to. He’s allowed to see how happy he makes you, as a friend anyway. Everybody smiles this way when he walks into a room.

Your eyes catch sight of a box, all white, that fits in his hand. Your eyes roll on reflex. You’re about to curse again. It’s not nice, you don’t want to, to attack him as soon as he returns to you but he’s asking for it, isn't he?

He’s still in the hallway, slowly slipping his shoes off, focus fixed on the present in his hand. The time he takes doing it and the seemingly seriousness you feel irradiating from his aura, confuse you.

Jungkook shakes his head twice, the way he does, kind of like a wet puppy would, before setting the box on the counter of your open kitchen.

It’s only when he starts walking towards you, that his head raises up, just a bit, enough for his eyes to meet yours through his hair. He has a tiny smile as a greeting. He looks really upset.

He should be bouncing on the balls of his feet, he should be doing some TikTok cringe dance moves to make you laugh or yell some greetings in a dialect. He has a lot of peculiar, very Jungkook ways to celebrate meeting you again after a while. Even if neither of you has ever said the words, you do miss each other a lot when you can’t see each other, and the excitement that blooms during your reunions translates that.

But he’s sad today. It’s obvious.

When he takes a seat beside you on the couch, he avoids your gaze. You’re agape, watching him with probably too much insistence, a hand holding a spoon half-filled with yoghurt in the air.

These few moments are decisive. They’ll determine rather he’ll talk or not. Jungkook, for someone who cries easily, is not good with feelings and sharing them aloud. Sometimes he can, often he can’t. He’s told you not to worry about it before, that it was fine because sometimes he just didn’t need to, he just wanted a shoulder to lay his head-on.

“You okay, Guk?”

He shrugs. You just have the time to catch his upper lip sucked in, a twinkle in his eye before he’s switching position, bumping into you and hitting his own shin against the coffee table like a giant dog, unaware of his own growth, would. Only to settle for an impressively tiny huddle against your side, cheek pressed to your shoulder.

So that’s how it’ll be.

It’s heartbreaking, torturesome. You always feel miserable when you know he’s sad but not knowing the reason makes it a thousand times worse. You might be the same vengeful kid you used to be. The one who’ll inquire straight away who made him cry and immediately went on her way to beat that reason up -it being another child or the troll of a tree that made him trip.

Except you are grown-ups now. He knows he can deal with his problems on his own and he would probably not let you go and try to beat up everyone -he probably doesn’t believe you can too, even though he’d be wrong about that.

Jungkook tears his hand out of his pocket only to mime you to turn up the volume of the television. You do so and the pretty hand is gone and if it wasn’t for his quiet sniffling and the heavy press on your side, you wouldn’t know he’s really here with you at all.

Your heart hurts the whole duration of the shitty afternoon movie, even if having his warmth next to you helps a little. He leaves later the way he entered, mostly silently, only smiling a bit when you smooch the side of his head and squeeze his forearm in a wordless comforting effort.

Guk

Sorry for earlier

Guk

It was nice seeing you though

You

Don’t be sorry. Can you call?

Guk

Yes, in 5

The five minutes turn out to be twenty. You wonder, hoping to be wrong, how numerous those tears were that he needed twenty minutes to dry them.

When he finally calls, voice quiet and throat dry, whispering through the phone straight in your ear, uneasiness settles deep and heavy in your stomach as you know, you were right.

“What happened, Jungkook?”

He must not have heard you this soft and gentle for a while because you can hear a humourless chuckle you recognize as incredulity. He clears his throat a first time, inhales deep and has to clear it a second time before he can start, still choking out on a syllable or two.

“She broke up with me.”

The gasp that escapes you, loud and obnoxious, could not have been faked. This news is hardly believable to you. First of all, because, to your greatest guilty despair, Jungkook and his girlfriend, who’ve been dating for almost a year, are probably the embodiment of The Power Couple. There’s no doubt, in all the people that know them, that they are meant to be. They look good together. They are on the same page, always, it seems. They’re beautiful and enviable, an example of a match from Heaven, healthy and aesthetic if that's even a mentionable point.

You can’t, even in your deepest, darkest fantasies, have imagined them to break up.

But the thing that makes it all the harder to comprehend is that she is the one who did it. The girl is great. She’s beautiful, she’s smart and funny, so you heard. She has that glamour to her, with her dainty pretty milky hands and long thin milky neck, with her silky, shiny black locks wondrously floating over her shoulders. She is great, matches him well.

She is not that far behind him but she's still not Jeon-Jungkook-great.

How could she have broken up with him? Someone dumping him makes no sense to you.

“That’s-“ You catch yourself before the words slip out clumsily. You’ve never really been talented at comforting people with words, especially a crying Jungkook which is the equivalent of your very own kryptonite. “I’m so sorry, Jungkook.” And you mean it. Even more so when you hear him snivel hard. You’ve never allowed yourself to, even just for yourself, in the quiet and discreet comfort of your own head, wish for that to happen. Because if there’s one thing that you want more than anything else, more than having him for yourself, more than your own fulfilment, it’s his happiness. And he was happy with Jiyeun. He’s got the girl he had a crush on for months and they went so well together. “But why? Did she give you a reason?”

You hate how eager you sound asking. The question is so pressing though. You wish to know so bad why, in what circumstances, Jeon Jungkook gets dumped.

“She-“ There’s a sob he swallows back. “I know what you’ll say,” Your eyebrows dip low on reflex. You couldn’t imagine the reason. He must have really fucked up but Jungkook is not the kind to fuck up. Even when he’s annoying, even when his mindset on something turns a bit auto-centric, he’s too compassionate, he’s too considerate and loving, to suddenly stop wondering how the person facing him is feeling and act without care, hurt them, in any way. It’s just not his kind. So what did he do that even you’ll have a word to say about it. “Spare me because she’s done enough.”

It takes another set of minutes for him to gather himself, find most of his voice back clear enough for you to decipher. You show yourself patient, not saying anything and leaving him all the time that he needs. In all honesty, in the darkness of your curtain closed bedroom, tucked comfortably in your mountain of pillows and blankets, with your phone stuck to your ear and just the quiet sound of his breathing and humming to himself to break the silence, but rock it rather than disturb it, it’s easy to be patient. Feels like an ASMR. A class A type of ASMR, his breathing to your ear could so easily lead you to sleep.

“Yesterday, she came to welcome me back and-“ Rather than hurt, his tone sounds weakened by shame now. What the hell did he do? “She found the- the thing I brought for you today.”

The fucking idiot.

“Oh my God.” You feel instant nausea. It's not like you never thought about it. You wondered, multiple times, if she was aware that her boyfriend was buying you these. You never allowed dipping far in the questioning because what would be the point? Ultimately, it's his relationship. And it's his way of shaping your friendship. If she kept smiling pleasantly, asking politely, as she always would, how you're doing whenever you happened to cross her path, leaving his apartment, or visiting his shop, it was fine by you. It must have been fine by her. She might have known about it, or she might not, didn't really matter. Jeon Jungkook is a grown-ass man, who's allowed to make his own decisions, no matter if they make sense to you, or her, or whoever.

But he's a fucking idiot.

If she didn't know, if he didn't warn her, and now she's mad after learning about it, and he's surprised and he's sad then he's a fucking idiot.

“She asked if it was for her, I wasn’t gonna lie!” Fantastic. He's passed the shock, soaked in wrath now. That was quick.

"For fuck's sake, Jungkook!"

"What?" He sounds a bit hysterical on the phone, voice rough and angry, incredulous, even mad that you might suggest he's wrong. Obviously, he already knew you'd react this way, hence the primary warning. "You're my best friend. I get to gift you whatever the fuck I want." He whisper-yells, suddenly very much aware again of the late time and the quiet calmness he'd perturbed. "She-"

"I don't think that's the issue, is it? Did she- Did you tell her that- Like, nothing was up?" You don't know how to articulate what you mean to ask. It sounds so bizarre, so irrealistic, the idea of something romantic or sexual going on between you two. It sounds so ludicrous you can't even say it. And again, you're scared to say the words. You don't know how they'll sound leaving your mouth. Suspicious, maybe revealing.

You owe to ask the question though. Because the cause of the sudden nausea comes from one surprisingly major reason, you would hate for her to hate you. To think of you as the bad guy, the massive bitch who stole her boyfriend. It shouldn't matter but it does.

"What do you mean?"

"That it was just friendly. Did you say that to her?" You stutter, largely on edge.

"Of course, I did." He doesn't seem to notice. Or to pay attention to the, evident to your ear, change in your tone. "She said that it didn't matter." You bite your tongue, along with the couple of words threatening to slide off it. Quite frankly, Jungkook is a weirdo with his own intake on the world surrounding him, she chose to date that special, in a lot of different ways, one, however, you can fairly understand that she wouldn't accept any explanation, of any kind, for this situation. "Do you get that? If she thought I was cheating, I'd understand that she'd be mad but- it's not even the case!"

You try to focus on the essence of the conversation, annihilate the faint words you can read in between the lines. The ones that say that even his girlfriend, in those strange circumstances, couldn't imagine the two of you as more than friends. Just as he couldn't. Just as you can't either.

"She knows and she's still mad. But- I do- I was just curious about it."

"About what?"

"The toys." He pouts, barely articulate like the kid he really is.

"Why didn't you get them for her, then? She's your girlfriend."

There's a pause after your words coming from him.

"She hates those." The pout sounds so thick now, in between the sniffs, you wonder if his mouth won't stay stuck in this position, like a cute permanent raspberry on his cute little dumb face. "I did once and she- threw it in my face and called me a freak."

"Jungkook." You sigh. "That explains a lot, by the way." This comment might be mainly for yourself. He doesn't need an explanation, as it seems. He doesn't seem that troubled about the whole deal, about that new hobby he's picked for himself. But you did. It's hard to simply content yourself with a "well, it is what it is" and nothing more.

He's been curious about them, couldn't buy them for Jiyeun because she wouldn't use them and make him feel guilty about his interest. He's sort of living it by procuration this way.

Now you feel guilty. He can't have found much satisfaction from your reviews if you ever have given him any. And she called him a freak. What a bitch. You wouldn't have imagined that coming from her.

Your mind is a mess.

"And it makes you happy. I see the way-" You hear the friction of tissues, the squeaking of his bed, and the deep sigh that follows when, as you picture, he finds a comfortable position on his back. "You seem much better. Less stressed and-" You cannot deny that. Even though it's partially frustrating, to think that he has this very unpleasant picture of you, of the version of you preceding the very first orgasm brought by him - sort of. You are feeling considerably better. Even if you have to force yourself not to abuse the masturbatory habits, not wishing to turn into a jerk off crazed teen like you once was when your hormones were fucking you up, it helps a lot. Sometimes it's a late-night quickie, other times a longer seance to celebrate the start of the weekend, or find force for the beginning of a new week.

"What was that again? Youthful?" You wonder aloud, an annoyingly amused smile on your face.

"Rejuvenated." He's laughing a bit. And for that, all the turmoil he's been putting you through feels fine and worth it. When you think about the heartbreaking tone of his voice when you first heard it through the phone, it eases an incredibly heavyweight to your heart, enchants you to know that he can still laugh, and you can still be the one reminding him how to. Unfortunately, his heart's just recalled how to hurt and the ache is back as quick as it pretended to leave an instant ago. "She said to never call her again." He confides with a hearable sorrow.

"She didn't mean it." It's surprisingly easy to be a good friend to him. The words you know he needs to hear not even hurting that bad.

"I don't know. We never fought like that before."

"Of course, you didn't. But it's been a year, it ought to happen at some point."

"But if she won't even let me talk to her, how am I supposed to make it better?"

"Be patient and leave her time to cool down." He sighs, already defeated. "Maybe send her a vocal note, she'll listen when she's ready.” They're awfully nice when he sends some to you. “It'll be fine." You're made to be together, probably, you should add. You could add, it might help him immensely, to dry the tears you can picture filling up his eyes. It's a little too much though. You're not that strong of a masochist to force this on you.

"How do you know that?"

"I just do. Don't worry too much." He can't. His heavy silence precisely screams that. "Do you wanna come to my island? I'll let you run in my flowers if you want."

It makes him laugh once again. The lovely, most satisfying sound to your ear.

"That's sweet of you." And it is, extremely sweet of you. If there's one thing that you despise is him sprinting through the mindfully planted flower beds of your Animal Crossing island. It pisses you off. Even more so when he does it by accident than on purpose, because this shit happens way too often. And now, you're allowing him to do so. You're definitely too good at being his friend. "It's fine though. Turnips sell at 138 on mine if you're interested."

It's your turn to be laughing now. You love how even with his heartbroken, upset and crying, he still picks up his Switch to check where's the turnips' stock at.

"Jungkook." I adore you.

You have for seemingly ever. Since the very first time you met.

You'd never forget it. How you almost passed out from laughing because of the street sign that nearly knocked him unconscious. His forehead was already bruising dark, eyes unfocused and shiny with tears. You didn't mean to laugh but he was adorable and funny, and even if you felt guilty for enjoying it, people don't run their faces into street signs every day. You called it in your own head a miracle.

He had to sit for a little while from how dizzy he felt. His ears were burning with embarrassment too, your uncontrollable giggling not helping. He just sat there, on a bench you had dragged him to, hands tucked in the pocket of his sweatshirt, waiting for you to allow him to leave.

The kid stood unbalanced the four times he tried to walk and even if at eleven, you had nothing close to a doctoral degree, you still felt like it was wrong to just let him stumble his way back home straight away. You had to hold him hostage for a little while. You had shared your homemade cookies with him, the ones you hid deep in your bag for you didn't want anyone to ask for a bite at school. You made him drink the whole content of your water bottle because drinking water is never an unhealthy thing to do, therefore, it felt like a good idea.

He was so shy that your own timidness quieted down enough to allow you to make conversation to him. Or more accurately talk over the silence and distract him. He giggled a lot and smiled with cute bunny teeth. Kept saying thank you for every bit of cookies you'd given him and once you had walked him home and he arrived safe and sound, he bowed very low, apologized and thanked you again.

You thought it'd be the end of it. He pretended to be going to the same school as you but you had never seen him also he was a few years younger.

The next day, and every single day after that, at recess, he would appear out of nowhere. Wearing his adorable smile, and a tint of red on his ears, a bunch of homemade cookies of his own filling up his pockets. As a puppy would, he'd follow you around with a certain distance until you waved him over, rolling your eyes, because if he was going to stick by your side, he might as well actually play with you.

The most precious friendship you have ever experienced bloomed from this seed. A friendship, at the start, mainly based on a shared interest for very sugary treats, marbles, and that common memory of him eating shit in this street sign. You didn't mean to remind him, it made him flush furiously each time and you were not that cruel, but you couldn't help bursting out in laughter whenever you'd walk home -with him or alone- and pass that sign. It's your favourite spot in your home town. You never miss an occasion to take a selfie for him whenever you go to visit your parents.

It's hard to define the moment your feelings, once purely platonic, changed. But there's a memory that feels notably significant.

A guy made you fall. A useless asshole, who in retrospect was not even worth a single crumble of your time. You were confused. As you often get, without really knowing why. Maybe it's just you, maybe it's for everyone the same. People start by being too good in your eyes, too good for you not to give them your all, and maybe build pyramides upon pyramides of expectations.

Until they're not anymore.

Suddenly, they hurt your feelings. They suck ass and you felt so invested emotionally, way too invested for it to be any kind of healthy, and their very human selves harm you straight in the heart, where it is the most painful.

It didn't feel like a mistake this time. Like any of the other times, at the beginning, of course, otherwise, it wouldn't catch you again and again.

You fell hard and it's Jungkook who picked you up. He had cooked for you, one of his mother's infamous recipes because he knew you wouldn't even bother eating otherwise. He had held you close. He had kissed the top of your head, your cheeks and your eyelids when a diehard tear had slipped. He had called you baby and sunshine and his little kitten. Had showered you in an unfamiliar type of loving. Something so soft, so tender and warm. Hands firm when they'd wrapped around you and pulled you in. Fingers gentle when they'd brush the hair out of your face. He took care of you, made you feel good in ways no one has ever had. You had not known him to be like that. Suddenly, he really felt like a man when he touched you, when he talked to you. He wasn't only a dorky little overgrown baby anymore. He was a man, shaped like one but also able to act like one. Able to take care of a woman, please one you were sure of it. And suddenly, you wanted, so desperately, to be that woman. To have the same free access you had on his usual candid-self, on this newly met man.

Of course, it's too ludicrous for you to ever act on it. But deep down, a naive tiny voice kept claiming, in the back of your mind, that you could spoil him. Very few people in this world know him the way you do, surely, no one can please him the way you could.

Guk

She listened to my note!!!

Guk

She said she'll make me miss her a bit more and then she'll call

It took less than a day for her to give him a sign. You're not surprised. It's hard not to miss him. You're not surprised but somehow, still, disappointed.

A/N: tadam!! i needed to include some flashbacks because i know my fellow f2l addicts just adore these, also, i just can’t get over writing kookie as a cute kid.

Guess what guys? there is only one chapter to go *sweats profusely* I- am worried. I hope you keep enjoying it and will enjoy the rest. :] For now, let me know your thoughts. I hope you have a sweet, lazy Sunday and wish you a lovely, peacful week! bises!

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Riverdale should have been a Disney show

Riverdale should have been a Disney show. There I said it. I'll admit the first season was fine Great even. Self-contained with an intriguing mystery and you waited at the edge of your seat for what will happen next. But then... Part of the problem for me is because I've read the original comics since I was a girl. I still do get some from my mom, and the way they have changed the characters just bug me.Betty used to be the girl next door, always hopeful, smart, trying to figure out the mystery. And it was perfect that she was a reporter because Betty was always someone who valued honesty so her being the roving reporter was perfect. And her taking pills for anxiety or some sort of disorder was also a nice take because she does take on so much, and tries so hard to help and be good and nice and perfect. All the stress. Archie was also great in the first season. A bit horny, but he means well, and he truly is an average American boy so his big trouble of choosing between music and football. He's a klutz and sometimes his plans go sideways but he means well, he's all for family and Riverdale and school spirit. None of this whole Red Hood/semi mafia/wrestling nonsense. I actually really liked their take on Veronica, she still a bit materialistic and thinks she can depend on her wealth to get her out of trouble but I do like their take on trying to be enterneauripal and working to act less high class society girl as she was used to.

Jughead, I'm conflicted with. Because he's good I guess as a brooding, investigative journalist he's good. It fits the setting of the show. But I do have a soft spot for him as the sane man to Archie. Going about his business, surprisingly philosophical. And you can't forget the most important attribute to him. His love of food! I miss that. Like the one scene in season 1, I forget what exactly but basically he ordered burgers and when Cole Sprouse just protectively held the burger to him...such a nice touch. That sort of guy I can see as a DCOM. The genius ditz I guess it's called. But he's not dumb. He just prefers napping to being awake.

Now the others...omg.I have a bone to pick when it comes to the other characters in Riverdale. Josie and the Pussycats-- they are such lively musicians who solve crimes, sometimes in space. ABsolutely wasted here. Melody barely had any lines. And they didn't have Alex or Alexandra Cabot which was such a shame. I know, I know they're in the new Katy Keene show but having them be step-siblings who used to date is wrong and weird and bad and no! Stop having the twins in these shows with vaguly incesteous feelings. It's weird!

Kevin Keller, all his storylines revolve around his bfs or lack of bfs or how much he wants a bf. The Kevin of Archie comics was so much more well-rounded. He was head of ROTC, he was class president, he ran marathons, he was Veronica's bff, he was a reporter. He had an appetite to match Jughead's. He even had a brief crush on Jughead! He was so much better than this sham. He was confident in who he was and did his best to help others feel good about themselves too because he knows not everyone is lucky to come out as LGTBQ in a supportive environment.

Reggie. I think not giving him enough of an arc in season 1 really backfired because if he appears, it's only as Veronica's arm candy. Which is a shame because he is a good contrast to Archie. A bit richer yet a cheapskate. Thinks he's a casanova, loves being the class prankster. A modern day politician with his sweet words when all he cares about himself. Basically like

Yet he has his hidden depths with his neglectful workaholic parents and jealousy of Archie's popularity. Cheryl. Omg Cheryl. They have ruined you here. I'm sorry, I do NOT find any of her lines iconic. It's like she swallowed urban dictionary and a gothic novel and came out all jumbled in a google translate. She may be abused but the way she still treats others like shit and gaslights her gf and makes everything about her is just...ugh!!! OMg, comics Cheryl is actually fun and iconic. She's as rich and pretty as Veronica and unafraid to use it. She wants to be a star like a modern day influencer. She's a red-haired Sharpay Evans basically.

Also Jason, her twin whom they sadly killed off. He was also fun like a meaner, snobbier version of Reggie. But with a huge crush on Betty which I think could have been used to milk such drama.

Polly also got hit badly. She was a good older sister. She was a reporter, and inspired Betty's enviormental-feminist activities. A sane person. Not a cult worshipping cuckoo. Toni Topaz, ah she was so good in season 2 and then they made her Cheryl's arm candy. Alas. I liked her as a friend to Jughead. In the comics, she was his equal in food contests. That's no small feat. She was cool, and joined Betty's band and... she was her own person. Remember when Toni used to be a photographer for the South Side paper. Yeah. Basically Toni as a 3d character with personality. Please return.

Dilton. Oh Dilton. Once the smartest person in the Archie universe and they turned you into a survival freak to get killed by the gargoyle king. Or whomever. I just remember he got killed somehow. Honestly, they should have stuck to smart Dilton. They need a smart scientist there, cuz no one is using their brains in Riverdale.

Chuck. They have done you SUCH A DISSERVICE! So so bad. Chuck was a good person! He was a cartoonist, and a basketball player and Archie's friend. (Yeah, that's right Archie has friends in the comics. Even though Riverdale makes some effort to show Archie and Jug's bond, they're mainly consorting with their gfs. In the comics, they had guy nights. Reggie, Chuck, Kevin, Dilton, Moose. Come on show. Friendships are just as important.) And what did they do, make him a lying scumbag, turn him good and then have him arrested because of what Cheryl did! No, no no. Bad writers. Just no. Ethel Muggs. You have also been wronged in season 3. Making her a crazy freak. Ethel in season 1 was nice. Ethel in the comics is nice. Plain but with a good heart even though she had a slightly obsessive crush on Jughead. Here, making her cult worshipper.... smdh. Okay at this point I know I sound like a bitter, bitter person complaining how it'S nOt liKE tHe cOmICs. But hey, I admit season 1 was good even if they changed the characters a bit. It’s just that I watched Riverdale because of the property it derived from. Because of the comics. At the least I expected some faithfulness to the characters. Not make them all so inconsistent and crazy.

It's just the writing is so inconsistent! The plots hop around and so do their moods. Bughead and Choni broke up for one episode and then they got right back together. Even though they had VALID reasons to break up. Nope. That made fans mad. So they had to get back together. Ugh. And Archie got attacked by a bear and was so traumatized that he broke up with Veronica because "he's changed" for like two episodes before forgetting about it and going back to Veronica. Oh which brings me to the ridiculous "love triangle" of Archie/Reggie/Veronica where she couldn't choose. Please, Archie and Veronica were reuniting and planning to go run away for a weekend together. Reggie was completely forgotten until he walked in on them. And Veronica couldn't decide because she loves them both? No, she didn't. She may have felt bad to tell Reggie but it's not because she loved him. Forgetting a guy so quickly...yeah great proof of love. Horniness maybe. But her indecisiveness makes her look bad. Don’t tease a will they, won’t they when the answer is so obvious. If you're going to do something like that, you should have there be something called CONSEQUENCES! They can get back together but at least wait. Wait 8 episodes at least so they can have character development. But who am I kidding. Character development is not the goal of this show. The character's just move because the writer's want them too not because it fits their personalities. Such as Archie's grieved reaction for baby Teeth in season 3.

Not only do I have no idea when (the ridiculously named) Baby Teeth appeared, much less why Archie or I should care about his death. But sometimes the show juggles too much. Too many characters. Too many plots. It's all so ugh!!! So my final thought on this is... Riverdale should have been a disney channel sitcom. Archie comics are about family friendly entertainment and sometimes imparted lessons... well so does Disney. I get the appeal of having Riverdale reach a new teen generation, but from what I can see the only big thing Riverdale on CW is that it allows alcohol and gartituous sex scenes.

Which is another small gripe of mine. I can handle sex scenes (hello Magic Mike XXL) but so many at such inappropriate moments too It's like that scene in an action movie where they suddenly kiss when they should be running for their lives. No teen is that horny all the time. Plus there's always less is more. If one kisses so much it loses the meaning. If you think your shirtless Archie is going to distract me from lack of plot haha. No. Plot and consistency still sucks and shirtless Archie does not make it better.

But Riverdale as a Disney show can work. After all the comic stories are a bit formulaic. It's all high school hijinks. And all the characters fit an archetype. Archie, the protagonist. Veronica, the fashionista. Betty, the reporter. Jughead, the slacker. Reggie, the class clown/bad friend. Cheryl, the Sharpay, Kevin, the sane one. And if people want a season long story arc with dramatics, Disney can actually handle it too. After all they had the mysterious "threat' lurking in the background of My babysitter's a vampire season 2. Or the Juliet and Mason saga of Wizards of Waverly Place. And if people want adult situations, look on to Jessie. Rewatching an episode now, there were so many adult jokes and references that flew over my head so they could sneak those in. Heck, Disney channel is infamous for all the innuendos they manage. And they handle consistency. Cody and Bailey broke up in Suite life on deck, they actually stayed broken up for a good half season. Gabe matured from a prankster tween to teen in love in Good Luck Charlie. Actions have consequences, characters grow. Storytelling 101

And the best part is they don't even have to think too hard for the plots of the week. They literally can build on stories from the comics. All 80 years of it. And I have put some examples right here from my own Archie comics. Like Veronica literally being the fashion police.

Veronica and Cheryl teaming up + rolling around in their money.

Cheryl changing the Cherry Blossom Festival to the Cheryl Blossom Festival

Archie doing his classic Valentine's Day mix up

Veronica and Betty buy Cheryl’s maid service when her father forces her to get a job.

Jughead and Trula (Jughead's nemesis & psychoanalyst in training) get amnesia and become friends.

A boy dares to change Veronica

Jughead falls in love with the lunch-lady

Betty and Veronica pretending to be distressed damsels to get Archie's attention (it backfires)

Toni and Jughead foil each other in a food eating contest.

Betty's cast causes more pain to other students

Reggie dates Cheryl (for real)

Reggie helps Kevin dress for the dance and his mystery date

Riverdale Shore.

Cabot vs Lodge

I think all this pretty much illustrates my point. Archie comics equals Disney sitcom all by itself.

#Anti Riverdale #my opinions #random musings #salty rant #archie comics

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trinidother · 4 years ago

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Mommy Minerva's Blacked Afternoon

For single house-mom Minerva Grimsly, life was a damn constant battle between boredom and bliss. Nothing really satisfied her. She became pregnant at 17, then later took to raising what ended up being two daughters all on her own. Was she going to settle though? Hell no. If there was one thing Minerva knew she wanted, it was everything.

She wanted everything. She wanted a good job, a nice house, and happy, healthy children. That was easy, and something she always flaunted. She was a successful, refined, classy, self-made woman in all respects. Miss Grimsly, at the tender age of 35, owned her own house, 4 cars (two for her daughters, one grocery-getter, and one for fun), and had the best dress sense of any woman in the neighborhood. Some even said the city.

Her curves, a lot like her rich, raven hair and endless ocean mist-gray eyes, were what some might call excessive. She had a huge, round, and perfectly form-fitting ass. The same could be said for her perfect breasts, which sat round, bouncy, and 100% real on her toned torso with a visible rib cage and soft tummy. If it wasn’t for those curves, her striking eyes and fashion sense would’ve landed her on catwalks for billion-dollar italian luxury brands. But it seemed she was much happier with her life now.

Because she got everything she wanted.

And that wasn’t like most people in her upper-class neighborhood, who’s external success hid some secret pain inside. Oh, Minerva had secrets, sure, but not the painful kind.

Her main secret to success? Along with being an absolute bombshell with enough explosive punch inside to flatten a good city block, she was also a massive hypocrite.

Minerva Grimsly was an outspoken moral woman. Her business would donate plenty of it’s ample revenue to charities, she always made her daughters promise to never date a guy they wouldn’t marry, and, likewise, to promise not to flaunt their wealth at school. And she did a great job at all that. As for when she was alone, in secret?

Let’s not mince words; perfect mom Minerva Grimsly was also a whore who liked getting fucking railed by massive cocks. The bigger, the better. The blacker? The way better.

That’s what she was doing right now, in fact. Well, that’s not true; she was actually in her bathroom, wearing some lingerie black as her hair, throwing away a pack of condoms. It was full. Was she throwing it away because she knew the mandingo stud she had waiting in her bedroom was way too big for those little condoms, or because she wanted the feeling of his gargantuan black cock erupting against her cervix? We may never know.

But what we can know is that Minerva wasn’t stupid. She never bought condoms that weren’t XXL. Of course, this is a black guy we’re talking about. Even if the condoms were max size, that doesn’t exactly give credence to either possibility. Minerva sure knew how to pick ‘em though.

She looked at herself in the mirror. She looked lovely, of course, but that much could be said about her 24/7/365. Minerva had no delusions about her appearance, even when she wasn’t in perfect makeup, with her glasses perfectly even, black opal earrings on, pearl necklace around her neck as tight as a teenage girl with daddy issues’ choker, and of course, that lingerie. She looked nicer now, to fuck some random black guy in her bed, than she did for 90% of business functions. Why shouldn’t she? This was the most important part of her day.

The time when she got to feel satisfied.

And make no mistake. Just as Minerva knew as she puckered up her red-lipsticked lips, you should know that ‘part of her day’ wasn’t figurative. She brought home a new fuckbuddy every day almost. Sneaking around her daughters was stressful, sure. It would be horrible if she was caught fucking a man she barely knew, especially a black one. She would be totally exposed as a hypocrite, and her relationship with her daughters that she worked so hard to perfect would be ruined.

But on the other hand, big, hard, nigger cocks drilling deep into her soft, pliable, white MILF holes? Yes fucking please.

So she indulged. She got her daughters on their merry way, leading the active, healthy lives of physically fit white suburban teenagers, while she got her pussy impaled by some oversized black man she picked up while zipping around in her convertible. A hypocrite and a liar. And a happy one.

Today, her daughter, Maddie, was out on a date with her boyfriend. He was a sweetheart, a nerdy, academic little white kid. He also ran track, did extracurriculars, and was generally liked. The perfect little white boy for Maddie to date. The sort who bought a 10 year old economy car with his own money for a summer job. The sort who asked for books for christmas. The exact sort of unassuming boy Minerva would like her daughter to marry and be happy with.

Minerva, of course, could never do that. That sort of boy was what she called a wimp, the sort of loser who she wouldn’t look twice at, ever. Not just because he was white, but because he was so bookish, so polite. It was rude of her to admit, but white guys like him? All they did to Minerva was make her panties dry right up. And Minerva never liked feeling dry panties.

Still, Maddie liked him, so Minerva genuinely wished them the best. Just like she genuinely couldn’t wait for the hung black stud she had waiting for her to make her fucking sore in the morning, only to have her do this again next afternoon.

“Alright,” she breathed, looking herself over in the mirror. She spun around and pushed a finger up against the underside of her soft, round butt. Barely a jiggle. “Good!” she breathed. Her body was more than good. It was fucking perfect. She was sure her daughters were happy she didn’t wear revealing clothes in public (much), or every boy in school would be drooling after her bountiful tits and plump rump.

She slid open the sliding door connecting the master bedroom and the bathroom. And struck a pose too, with her arm on the doorframe, hips cocked to the side, and of course, chest hanging out. “Sorry to keep you waiting, stud,” she said, able to fucking taste her thick, cherry-red lipstick.

On her overpriced, over decorated, TempurPedic-matteresed bed was her ‘friend’ Tyrone, totally naked, relaxing back without a care in the world. If there was a word to describe him, it’d be ‘full’.

Minerva was curvy, with a tiny waist (though not as tiny as it used to be…) and pillowy assets, but all of her was fucking dwarfed by Tyrone. If that was even his real name.

He had big, full pecs, with equally rounded shoulders. His thighs? Just as massive, along with that big belly, a sign of a good diet and hard work. It even had defined abs. Everything about him looked stuffed to the brim. To call Minerva’s ass plump next to this superior man would be criminal. She was happy she had enough to please him. There was a reason she only fucked black.

“Took you long enough babe. I was almost thinking you were trying to trick me.” He said. His lips were just as full and plump, with the sort of cruel sneer that made every white boy shrink in fear and every white girl’s panties wet. As you know, Minerva lived to feel her inner thighs get soaked.

And we didn’t even describe his cock.

Flaccid; or, as flaccid as that thick, sturdy hunk of dark brown meat could get, it was still a tough slab of flesh that was halfway as long as his thigh, and fittingly fat. “Sorry babe, I just wanted to make sure I looked perfect for you. After all, you already do.”

“Hah!” he grinned with large, white teeth. Even if he was a toothless hobo, Minerva would have still probably fucked him. She’d tell herself she wouldn’t, but when there was a stream flowing out of her panties, she couldn’t resist. “Well, I’m happy to look so perfect for a beautiful lady like yo-self,” he boomed. He looked over his prize proudly.

“You flatter me,” she said smuggle. Of course, she also bobbed her shoulders up and down, just so Tyrone got a view of those double-d’s bouncing. With a poofy sound on the fluffed covers, Minerva got to her work fluffing this bulls massive cock. Sure, it was as big and fat as her head, but that didn’t mean she couldn’t try to blow it.

“Ahh fuck yea,” he moaned as her lips went around his cockhead. He pushed her head down on that massive cock. She drooled all over it, which made his dark, ashy cock gleam with the afternoon light from her windows. “I was waiting so long this thing got cold.”

She pulled up. She was used to cocks being so big she gagged on them, but this one was so thick that she couldn’t even get his head to touch her uvula. The big veiny shaft got real fat real fast. Too fat to actually fit past her lips. It hurt her cheeks to even try and stretch that much.

“What’s wrong? Can’t deepthroat it?”

She pulled off with a loud, wet gasp. “Ah- heh- I’d give twenty grand to any girl you can find that can fit this fucking moooonster down her throat,” she laughed crazily with her head by its side. She sucked her juices of his veiny shaft loudly. The big black cock lived up to its name and was far longer than the length between her ears.

Tyrone laughed boomingly. “Hah, no, not really. But I like to think one day some bitch’ll managed.”

After a long, loud, slurrrrrrrrrrp!, Minerva managed to tear her hungry lips off his cock. “Fuck it’s huge,” she whispered. She honestly couldn’t blame some white girls for not acting attracted to black guys. This was a chore to get off, even if she loved it. “Well, sorry honey, but that girl isn’t me.”

“Yeah, I know bitch. But you’re going good, just keep sucking.”

“Yes, sir,” she smiled with that devilish grin of a bad mommy before going right back down to serve her man for today’s black dick. She sucked down the head good, like it was one of those massive lollipops way too big for a little kid’s mouth. Though she was a tall, busy business woman, just trying to suck this black dick, even with all the experience she knew she had, made her feel like an amateur. A little girl against a real man.

At least her tongue still knew what to do. She gave him the massage of his life right on his cockhead, sure to tease the most sensitive zone on a man’s body while she looked up at him with those sharp gray eyes. She got on her knees, sticking up her curvy ass for him to see all of.

A few minutes of that felt like an eternity. She wanted it to last longer.

“Fuck baby- aw fuck yeah bitch, I’m gonna cum.”

“Yethhhh,” Minerva gasped with lust that did not fit her name. Her tongue was still glued to the tip of his tongue, tasting the precum he leaked. She forced herself to put it back in her mouth. It felt strange there; like it belonged on a black dick. “I’ll fucking swallow it all, babe.”

“Naw, naw,” the black bull huffed. He grabbed a fistful of Minerva’s raven hair, pulling her face right below his stone-hard cock. “Imma but all over your whore face.”

Those words made her ears tingle and her cunt gush. She was a whore. Respected businesswoman, mother, and neighborhood association member, was really meant to be here. She was a slut, a whore, a hole to please big black cocks. What else could Minerva Grimsly need?

She stared up at his god cock, her ass still sticking up. It began flowing. That beautiful, thick, pungent cum poured out of his dick. Fat spurts and twitches sent it flying. He cummed on her face, coating her red cheeks with his seed. His filthy, sexy semen could’ve drowned her and she would die happy. It smeared her makeup and got in her glasses. Fuck, that was hard to clean. Maybe she wouldn’t even.

“Fuck,” he huffed, dropping his head back down into the pillow, “you like that, bitch?”

“Yessir,” she breathed. Minerva licked the dripping cum off her lips as she thought of how she’d threaten to call the cops if anyone called her a bitch in public. She’d probably make a scene, like your typical spoiled suburban white work mom.

Of course, cock like this was what she really spoiled herself with.

She rested her head on his thigh, stretching her tired neck and jaw. All that work, and she barely got that monster cock into her mouth; and it was still so amazing to look at. With her face on his thigh, through just a little bit of his thick, manly hair, she got to smell that beautiful, hot aroma from his sweaty, churning balls. When she raised her eyes, she could see his black dick standing like a monolith. She wanted to get it inside of her. No way it wouldn’t turn her into a screamer.

“It’s still hard,” she muttered, more in awe than actually thinking about it. Minerva always turned her brain off when she melted into the throes of interracial pleasure.

“Yeah bitch, it is,” snorted her man, “All y’all white bitches can’t believe it,” he reached down and ruffled Minerva’s sleek hair. She accepted. “Prolly ‘cause y’all’s men can’t muster that shit, huh?”

“Please,” scoffed Minerva with a wicked grin she knew her daughters never, ever saw, “I haven’t been with a white guy in years. I went black and I’m never, ever,” she rolled over to take a long, pregnant lick at his balls, “going back.”

“So I was right?” he cocked an eyebrow. Cocky bastard. Huge-cocked too. Minerva would kill herself if her daughters brought home a man like this. She was about to cream herself.

“Wanna keep going?” she asked. The bed creaked as she climbed up onto it. She was rather desperate to distract her body, or she’d start fucking squiritng without even touching herself. How embarrassing. It happened more often than you’d expect, thanks to black guys.

“Fuck yeah bitch, you know I’m up n’ ready.” He bared his teeth. It looked like a grin, but Minerva saw it as an animalistic display of power. To tell her that he was about to rut into her and strip away what made her her. After all, she really didn’t act like she cared about it. Her money? Her career? Her family? If she really cared about that all, she wouldn’t be fucking a hung black bull every day of the week. And here she was.

“Yes, yesss,” Minerva muttered under her breath as she tossed her leg over his pelvis and straddled his dark, sweaty body. She grinded against him with enough force to strip a lesser cock to the bone. To squirt all she had to do was hump her needy pussy, shaved for ease of use, against his godcock. She did. “F-fuck- ah- ahh, fuck-”

“Shit babe, you fucking-”

“Fuck- yes I’m fucking cumming- aw!” She tossed her head back and her black hair swung. Her breasts and huge tits heaved as she panted. Was she shuddering? Probably. This guy’s name was fucking Tyrone, of course he gave her good orgasms.

“Damn, that fast?”

“Fuck,” she swore again and dropped forward over him. She stretched her neck and her arms. “I mean- yeah? But don’t let it stop you, big boy. No refractory period for us ladies, remember? I’m expecting eight or nine orgasms before the sun goes down.”

“No rubbers?”

“Hell no!” she smiled a little wildly, “I through those stupid things away!”

“Aight, you crazy bitch,” he grinned again and lifted his huge, two-toned hand to push his fat cock up against her. It pushed just a little into her slight tummy fat. “Let’s fuckin start.”

Minerva’s face grew into a crazed smile. A whole 24 hours without riding black cock, and a white woman was bound to go crazy. She bit her lower lip, held on to his strong belly, pushed up, and eased her white pussy onto that black dick.

Except she didn’t ease it. She was so slippery and wet, and her pussy had been so stretched out by constant hookups with horse-hung black strangers, that Tyrone barely had to push to shove his BBC balls deep into her cunt.

“Fuck!” they said, in perfect unison. Black career woman, ghetto thug? Perfect combo. Their hips rotated and moved. Sometimes they bounced up and down and against each other. That black dick in her white MILF body made a noticeable bulge from inside of her. She drooled, with fat glops of her saliva hitting his body the same time her thighs did. Her feet, still in heels, were on the bed, and her knees were up. Much more of this, and she would go limp, and he’d just have to thrust it into her until she had enough orgasms. His cock stretched her pussy out as far as it could go. Yeah, by tomorrow, her hole would return to its normal state for some other black man to satisfy himself in. And her, of course. She was always satisfied.

“I’m cumming!” She yelled. Thank god the house was empty. “I’m cummmmmmingggg I’m cumming I’m cumming!” From behind his girthy dick, her asscheeks clenched as tight as her pussy as she finally orgasmed. Again.

He slowed, courteous. When he fucked white women in neighborhoods like this, they were usually nervous, cheating on their good husbands and taking huge dick for the first time. He had to be kind to them, reassure them, make sure not to hurt them. Minerva was a different breed. She had none of that.

“Don’t fucking stop, are you fucking stupid?!”

Without hesitating, Tyrone raised his hand and slapped her right across the face. “Don’t you fuckin say that shit to me, white bitch. I don’t tolerate that.” He scolded as he held her face roughly.

“Yes sir,” Minerva squeaked through her pinched cheeks and puckered mouth. “Y-you can punish me for it, stud. You should- gulp- do that right now.” Her eyes were wide. Her pupils were dilated.

“Mm… I think I will bitch.” He relaxed again. Her legs slid down to the bed with her knees facing him. Easy access to slap her thigh; or spank her ass. And spank he did. That big, strong, black arm reached over, with Minerva just as scared of it as any other woman in the neighborhood. He brought his hand down again with a powerful SLAP!

“Owwww,” whined Minerva. Unbecoming for such a woman. Reduced to a horny little kid for big black cock, as usual.

“Fucking take it,” he slapped her again. Her back stiffened. SLAP. SLAP. With those, as her thick ass rippled, she started moving back. And forth.

Back and Forth. SLAP. She winced, but her juicing pussy showed how she really felt about the pain. As she went forward she lifted up a little. Her red ass now clapped on his dick again.

10 seconds later, they were going at it like animals. “FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH” reverberated throughout Minerva’s Hobby Lobby-decorated house. She was so fucking happy to have her insides rearranged by that massive black dick. Maybe she’d bring Tyrone over for a second playdate, she almost never did that. She didn’t have time to think though. Only time to get fucked.

But then, there was what you call the twist.

She couldn’t hear it over the sounds of herself getting railed, but, downstairs and to the left, the Grimsly house’s front door was unlocked. A half a second later, as it opened, her overpriced security system sent a BEEP BEEP BEEP. Throughout the house. That she heard.

Part of living a double life was changing personas fast. When you were the most respectable woman and the biggest whore on the planet, you got good at that. So sure, Minerva Grimsly did just drop down a whole foot to take in Tryone’s BBC, but the second she heard that alarm in her ears, she jumped up, and all the chemicals in her brain triggered by their hot sex seemed like they were gone. And she didn’t like it.

“What is it?” asked Tyrone, “Someone home?”

“You heard it too, right?” Minerva was standing on her heels on her TempurPedic. Her back was hunched over to not hit her head on the ceiling fan. Her hair was a mess. Her pussy was still dripping. It wasn’t a great look.

“Yeah?” he said.

“Aw fuck, she wasn’t supposed to be home this early!” Minerva jumped on the bed and landed unsteadily on her heels to hobble over to the door, all the way praying to herself please don’t be Maddie please don’t be Maddie please don’t be Maddie; and Minerva wasn’t even a religious woman.

She opened the door and looked. Thankfully, ish, the hallway gave her a clear view straight down to the front door. And, there clear as day, was cute, well-raised, polite little Maddie Grimsly, with her perfectly milquetoast boyfriend.

And Minerva still wanted to orgasm 7 more times today.

That was gonna be an issue.

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inktank-thinktank · 6 years ago

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Splatocalypse profiles 2

Annie:

NoA translation:

Annie: Team Chaos “Umm… Gear abilities are cool and stuff…I guess.” Items stocked in her online shop provide a flair of eccentricity not available in standard gear. Squidkids everywhere are constantly refreshing their phones for a chance to snag her latest release.

Fan translation (credit foolishignis):

—What side are you on? Annie: Chaos— “Now what gear power should we go for with this one...?” Adorned with a magical flair that allows them to contain qualities not found in their regular counterparts, the gear you’ll find at Annie’s online shop continues to hold the favour of the keen youth.

Original Ink Tank prediction:

For Annie, the first game implies that out of her and Moe, Moe is the one really ‘in charge�� of things, and, well… Moe is hard chaos. Play Splatoon Wii U, guys.

Comments:

Well that’s entirely different from what we expected. The NoA translation fits with Annie’s generally meek demeanor, but in either case her justification for Team Chaos seems...pretty weak.

Crusty Sean & Bisk:

NoA translation:

Crusty Sean & Bisk: Team Order Their shared love for footwear make it natural that they’d end up on the same side. When these neighbors get caught up in shoe talk, it can last until sunup. Is THAT why the lines for Sean’s food truck are so long?

Fan translation (credit foolishignis):

—What side are you on? Crusty Sean & Bisk: Order— An unlikely bond between two hard-boiled, fellow shoe-loving crustaceans. The proximity of their two shops make it hard not to get lost in conversation until dawn. Maybe someone could tell Sean about the line stretching in front of his shop, though?

Original Ink Tank prediction:

The only ones who we cannot seem to figure out are Murch, Bisk, and Crusty Sean, however we know that Sean has some…strangeness to him, only accepting tickets and getting defensive when you point this out, and the ‘Crustwear XXL’ shirt, a shirt advertising his food truck, being Grizzco gear. Perhaps he supports Team Order because of an involvement with corporate bureaucracy?

Comments:

We didn’t have much of an explanation for this one initially. The official explanation is...not really an explanation on the surface level. But I suppose one could argue that two like-minded people getting lost in conversation due to shared interests and kinship is somewhat ‘orderly’, even if that is somewhat tenuous.

Flow & Craymond:

NoA translation:

Flow & Craymond: Team Chaos “Oh, friends, what’s a world without wild parties? Join me, won’t you?” Flow and Craymond set up shop looking to connect with the energies of the universe. They now hope to open a new world’s third eye to the exciting possibilities of chaos.

Fan translation (credit foolishignis):

—What side are you on? Flow & Craymond: Chaos— “Come, all you sweeties, the fun’s only just begun...!” Setting out in search of colourful encounters is what brought these two to set up shop in Inkopolis Square. As far as they’re concerned, a world of Chaos has much more to offer when it comes to new meetings.

Original Ink Tank prediction:

Flow, being a ‘hippie’ of sorts, likely is on chaos in terms of ‘personal freedom’. And, y’know. Being able to be high all the time most likely.

Comments:

So yeah basically like we said, she’s a hippie. The original Japanese implies a bit of a jesterly malice, however.

Jelfonzo:

NoA translation:

Jelfonzo: Team Order “Forsooth, but fashion flourishes or fails on its fundamentals.” Though a proponent of the idea that fashion is a form of freedom, Jelfonzo is also firm that context is king. One look in his watery eyes confirms his constant commitment to couture.

Fan translation (credit foolishignis):

—What side are you on? Jelfonzo: Order— “For what art principles if naught what maketh fashion truly... Exsquidsite!” That crystal clear gaze, transparent as the head on his shoulders, tells of a passionate belief, unwavering— that, as free as fashion may be, it may never truly escape the binds of context.

Original Ink Tank prediction:

Jelfonzo being Team Order makes sense, given that Nogami has stated that the Jellyfishes are all actually a large hivemind organism, who may have a significant hand in sponsoring Turf War, suggesting since Turf War is according to the Splatoon Ikasu Art Book largely subsidized by the government, the Jellyfish hivemind has a significant hand in Inkopolis’ government as well.

Comments:

This is ENTIRELY different from our prediction, which leaned more on Jelfonzo’s status as part of the Jellyfish hivemind. Instead, it seems to lean more on his sense as a fashion designer.

Salmonids:

NoA translation:

Salmonids: Team Chaos Their single-minded drive to get back to their spawning grounds COULD be seen as orderly…if you squint. But who are we kidding? The frenzied, indiscriminate way they stampede over everyone and everything in the way of that goal is chaos to a T.

Fan translation (credit foolishignis):

—What side are you on? Salmonids: Chaos— One could argue that their unyielding determination to return to their homeland comes from a sense of Order. But take one look at the way they push past and mercilessly eliminate those who stand in their way— and you’ll find that’s as chaotic as Chaos gets.

Original Ink Tank prediction:

Starting with Team Chaos, we have the Salmonids. This is quite obvious. The Salmonids have always been agents of chaos, chiefly known for overrunning early Inkling settlements and even going as far as consuming the Inklings within.

Comments:

Generally in-line with our prediction. Salmonids are agents of chaos insofar as their overrunning Inkling settlements in pursuit of their spawning grounds.

Octarians:

NoA translation:

Octarians: Team Order “The light that was denied us will be ours.” Since the Great Turf War drove them below, they have used their technological skill to bring a sort of order to their realm. But deep down, they know true order cannot be fabricated. It must be seized.

Fan translation (credit foolishignis):

—What side are you on? Octarians: Order— “Our people, one day, take back the light” Forced underground after the Great Turf War, they brought up the pillars of their own Order through diligence and their advanced technology. The fact that they’re still aiming to make it back to the surface, however, must mean they are aware, somewhere deep in their minds, that that is no more than a fake Order.

Original Ink Tank prediction:

This brings us to the Octarians in general, who are Team Order being a regimented technocracy where large focus is put on people serving a specific function (see Marina’s Chat Room), as well as again the technological oppression aspects. They may also be simply following Marina, as we know that Agent 8 idolizes her, and that the Octolings who escaped to Inkopolis did so because they were inspired by her.

Comments:

As we predicted, the Octarians are Order due to the nearly-oppressively order-oriented aspects of their society. The comment about wanting to ‘take back the light’ / that ‘the light that was denied us will be ours’ is interesting, as it shows that the Octarians do in fact want to take back their place on the surface, meaning the opposition to Octavio by those who defected is a matter of disagreement on means, not intent. And in a way, they did take it back, as they now live in coexistence with the Inklings.

More posts, and more new fan translations to compare against the NoA translations, will be posted in the coming days! Thanks, and hang in there!

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Alfred Soto: The up-and-comer and the star have chemistry, enjoy filling each other's blanks, and that's the trouble: all the obvious care (J. Cole behind the boards!) to produce blank. [6]

Ryo Miyauchi: The sunny boom-bap laces "RNP" with a communal vibe like an invite to a summer block party, but I can't tell if I'm supposed to be celebrating with Cordae and .Paak or if they're excluding me from their celebration of luxury living. [5]

Kylo Nocom: YBN Cordae gently straddles the line between refreshing sincerity and groan-inducing self-importance on The Lost Boy, and "RNP" confuses me because I'm frankly not sure which camp this would fall under. The verses following the second chorus are the most noteworthy, a conversational exchange between both artists humorously exchanging boasts. Even then, though, there's still a feeling of rigidity, as if every single bit had to be constructed exactly right rather than any simple natural spark between .Paak and Cordae. Any believable chemistry between YBN Cordae and .Paak evaporates with that eye-raising foot rub chorus. "Let the hook sing" shows that .Paak is probably very proud of it. He should not be. [5]

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Nortey Dowuona: A screeching wail pulls in a flat, plump bass line as washed out synths prod the stillborn drums. Anderson coos, whines and hisses across the bass as YBN Cordae politely prods him back into the narrow lane left across to the end. [5]

Oliver Maier: "RNP" is transparently designed to delight hip-hop fans who lament the genre's supposed decline in Real Rappers who rap over Real Beats, but it's a throwback with nothing to say. There's shades of early Mos Def in YBN Cordae's commanding yet blasé vocal tone and hints at A Tribe Called Quest in the traded bars between him and Anderson .Paak, but these reference points mean nothing when the lyrics here contain none of the wit or insight to match and the chemistry is so forced. What we do get are ballistic groaners like "Swear to God, me too, no Harvey Weinstein" and nonsensical brags like "Drippin' in my feng shui, sippin' on a sundae," delivered in tedious, pre-school flows. But it's not just that "RNP" is corny and shallow, which wouldn't be enough to disqualify it from at least being fun. It's that it tries so desperately to engineer joy that it ends up feeling totally joyless. J. Cole's beat is characteristically dull, .Paak still fumbles as a rapper, and Cordae can do better so early in his career than to pander like this. [3]

Joshua Minsoo Kim: Step into any American high school today and you'll find that kids who are really into rap music aren't rapping like kids did ten years ago. Two years ago, I listened to students accomplish an open ended project by making rap songs, and what they created sounded more like Playboi Carti than some generic old school boom bap stuff like what we hear here. Cordae and .Paak have chemistry, sure, but the lyrics are only impressive if you're sitting in a cafeteria eating some chicken nuggets. [3]

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June 2017 Viewing Log

Same number as last month! Steady stream, though I hope to at least pass 42 next month. Especially since I only got July before school starts. But ah! Film Studies classes. Lordy, what a good month I had, if Barefoot in the Park was the worst thing I’ve seen. Enjoy!

The Crazies (10, B): Tight as a drum, dialing every set piece perfectly, utterly thrilling & scary even if we’ve seen this blueprint before. - 06/01/17

The Help (11, C+): Engaging for its length, but baggy. Structure alone speaks to iffy politics. But Viola Davis holds up like a steel tower. - 06/01/17 (rewatch) (review)

Enough Said (13, B-): Lovely ideas and dynamics somewhat hampered once the full conceit reveals itself. Thank God Gandolfini saves Albert. - 06/03/17 (review)

The Godfather Pt. II (74, B+): So many glories, such powerful, epic ambitions on all fronts, but stumbles a bit for all its glories. - 06/03/17

The Godfather (72, A): No real tweet.

My Dad and I saw The Godfather in the front row in easy chairs and seeing something so epic only two feet from the screen was so perfect - 06/04/17

I’m Not There (07, A): I understand prismatic as a term now. So virtuosic! To paraphrase many great men: “Look at all these Dylans!” - 06/05/17

I learned so much more about Dylan that Thatcher, Belfort, Liz II. And you know where he says he was?

(talking to someone else) I can’t wait to rewatch it. Now that I’ve spent two hours in awe I’ll spend the next two studying it more.

Carnival of Souls (62, B): Low budget, bare-bones plot feels like it could collapse at any moment but this is bizarre, spooky, interesting work. - 06/06/17

The Mourning Forest (07, B): Maybe too into its photography, none too exciting. But it’s tough at its center. I look forward to a rewatch. - 06/06/17

The Edge of Heaven (08, B+): Exciting, unpredictable trajectory with rich rewards. So finely attuned to the emotions of its characters. - 06/07/17

Wonder Woman (17, C): A lot of ways as a film it could’ve been better made. But as an experience it was exciting, and so goddamn important. - 06/08/17

Definitely has some problems in the moment. But my sister cried three times, and its connecting with so many people in a way that matters.

Zodiac (07, B): Triumph of structure and theme, abetted and inhibited by Fincher’s direction. Sets, photography, Lynch pretty swell too. - 06/09/17

Sophie’s Choice (82, D+): So brazen in its appropriation of the Holocaust, and of Sophie, in some Southern babe’s coming-of-age story. - 06/10/17

Streep’s miraculous, but she can’t escape how nasty the film’s structure is to her, and there’s no picture to support this character.

This should have been told from Sophie’s POV, not Stingo’s. That alone would’ve done wonders for this film.

Zootopia (16, B): No tweet.

Jane Eyre (11, B): Again, no tweet.

Capote (05, A-): Cold yet deeply personal, like a gunshot to the head. Evokes real crises of character. Performed, directed to a T. - 6/11/17

It Comes At Night (17, B): Weak jump scares give way to a truly paranoid, scary chamber set-up. Between this and Alien who wastes Ejogo more? - 6/11/17 (review)

The Hurt Locker (09, A): Terrifying, textures every scene and every character so adroitly. So technically prodigious. Bigelow a genius. - 06/12/17

The Grapes of Wrath (40, A-): Filmmaking as sturdy as the Joads. Genuienly timely tale of the working class that honors a doozy of a novel. - 06/13/17

The Bridges of Madison County (95, A): Maturely observes its characters, how they experience their loves, how they judge their lives. - 06/14/17

Two romantic triumphs for Eastwood that seem so outside his usual oeuvre. With every new Streep performance I’m almost crying. She’s perfect.

Magic Mike XXL (15, B): The Odyssey, but with strippers, and a more lackadaisical tone. Cast, changing rhythms hold it together. - 06/15/17

Dark Victory (39, A-): Richly full of feeling, somehow dodging easy sentimentality towards a supremely likable lead, fully realized by Davis. - 06/16/17

Walk the Line (05, C): Baseline quality to high to call rote, but never is it very special. Amazingly, unhelpfully slow and stodgy. - 06/16/17 (review)

Lake Placid: The Final Chapter (12, --): No real tweet, but guys. This was great to watch at 1AM. - 06/18/17

I’ve been thinking a lot about Elisabeth Röhm’s killer work in Joy but that doesn’t explain why I’m semi-enamored with her Lake Placid perf rn

Double Indemnity (44, A-): Crackerjack plotting, slickly realized by Wilder, gorgeously photographed. Inimitable cast. Richly scored. -06/19/17

Red Hook Summer (12, B-): Thematically and emotionally complicated. Filmmaking, story, kids falter frequently. Peters never strays. - 06/19/17

Hyenas (92, A): As absurd & darkly hilarious as many tragedies can be. Magnificently adapted in itself, to West Africa, to African cinema. - 06/20/17

Julieta (16, B): Definite case of not walking in with the right mood, but I still appreciate plenty. Just one I know’ll do better on rewatch. - 06/20/17

The core feels more elusive here than in other Almodóvars, and of course I appreciated it visually. Leads felt like they weren’t adding much.

Female Perversions (97, B+/A-): Characters and concepts come to startling life. Deliciously specific, neurotically and visually captivating. - 06/20/17

The Letter (40, A): Never slows down from the first six shots. Davis and Wyler do psychologically, emotionally rich justice to a lurid tale. - 06/21/17 (review)

Young Adult (11, C): Prickly ideas. Cody barely has consistent characters. Reitman barely shapes it. Theron, Oswalt still get somewhere. 06/22/17

Hope Springs (12, B): Filmmaking ain’t much, but who cares when the result is so earnest invested in its characters, and at their age. - 06/22/17

How lovely to watch for Meryl’s birthday, but equally fitting for Tommy and Steve. How lovely in general.

Blue Valentine (10, A): What would Dean and Cindy have to say to Kay and Arnold? What do they have left to say to each other? - 06/22/17

So adroitly textured, in the past and the present, for the couple and each partner. Wedding bells cross-cut with marital funeral rites.

127 Hours (10, C): Like Steve Jobs, stylistically out of sync with its lead and their story. Compelling, but I took a while to start caring. - 06/23/17

The Omen (76, B): Not all its tricks survive without a laugh, but for the most part this doomed lurch towards biblical tragedy holds up. - 06/24/17

I’m taking back the number of the beast/cuz six is not a pretty number/eight or three are definitely better

Barefoot in the Park (67, C-): So underdone most lines DOA. Useless camera. Redford, Natwick too droll. Fonda too serious. Least Boyer’s fun. - 06/25/17

I canme about 20 minutes late to the broadcast. But lord even when the film was playing I felt I wasn’t missing much.

Metropolis (27, A): Endlessly fascinating realization of revolutionary acts, cinematically and politically. Relevant in best and worst ways. - 06/25/17

Macbeth (15, B): Haunted by actions its character have and have yet to take. Smart choices, vividly realized, by Lord and Lady especially. - 06/26/17

Could Atlas (12, C): Ambitious, fine, and accomplished in many ways. Yet why am I so underwhelmed? Six stories end in three places. - 06/26/17

Maybe because every take I find online is so one way or the other I can’t get much out of them. I can’t grasp it and no one’s helping.

Maps to the Stars (15, C+): Not sure how well Cronenberg’s style fits Wagner’s scripts. Not sure about much beyond Moore(!!), honestly. 06/27/17

Damsels in Distress (12, B+): I know people like this. Delightfully absurd, kind to the characters it skewers. Sambolas across a tightrope. - 06/28/17

Night of the Iguana (64, C): Coulda used more guts, especially in coloring its sexualities. Gardner a blast. Burton, Hall, camera intrigue. - 06/30/17

Okja (17, B+): Poignantly zany, doing that societal satire thing way better than Snowpiercer. Almost feels child-friendly. Hug the pig. - 06/30/17

Additional Review: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (16, yuck) (review)

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The United States market for men’s activewear is growing. The segment comprises 51 percent of the market share for the $50.3 billion U.S. adult activewear category, according to market researchers The NPD Group. According to serial entrepreneur Charles Nelson, co-founder of Sprinkles Cupcakes and the Pizzana restaurant, the men’s activewear segment is still underserved.

After years of indulging in a category focused on food, Nelson decided to enter the men’s active segment by starting the athleisure line Willy California with business partner Jeff Sockwell, whom he met at the University of Virginia. Following their time at the East Coast school, both men pursued investment banking but embarked upon separate professional paths. Eventually, the friends reconnected on the West Coast, starting a business due to a shared need for apparel that could run the daily gamut of business meetings, coaching kids’ extracurricular activities and their own workouts.

Headquartered and manufactured in Los Angeles, Willy California officially started in July 2019 and has been mostly selling on its direct-to-consumer channel, www.willycalifornia.com, Nelson said.

“We’re competing in a market of female brands that have men’s lines, but there are not many who focus on men,” Nelson said. “It was for someone like me who is working in the kitchen, coaching soccer teams and taking meetings. I wanted something that could float between the worlds of meetings, sports and working out.”

The new line’s name and logo are a statement of intention. Nelson and Sockwell thought that the name Willy was something of an everyman’s name. It’s also the name of the brand’s mascot, Nelson’s dog, a Norwich terrier.

Adding California to the label’s name was important to create a link to the Golden State through which consumers could connect with the region. The line’s co-founders wanted the brand name to evoke the California lifestyle by being manufactured in the state.

The brand’s logo is the letter W, whose design resembles two checkmarks. For the co-founders, these checkmarks signify the two main activities in men’s lives—work and play.

None of the brand’s items are priced over $100, Nelson said. One of the best-selling items is the workout short, which is cut to fall just above the knee. “It’s the lightest product on the market. It has structure, but it is light,” Nelson said. Another popular item is Willy California’s bottom design named The Nicer Pants, which retail for $100. Made out of a four-way-stretch fabric, they are intended to have the silhouette of a slim-fit chino pant.

Other looks include a zip-up hoodie, which features YKK zippers, and the quarter-zip pullover, which matches track pants inspired by the 1980s Adidas designs.

The line also features details such as grommets bearing the line’s logo plus a number of colorways named after California towns. There’s a gray called Mendocino. A cobalt blue is named Venice. The line’s black is named Hollywood. The line’s sizes range from S to XXL.

Willy California marks the first apparel venture attempted by Nelson and Sockwell. While business has been harder for the apparel industry than it has been in the past, Nelson, relying on his career as an investment banker, said that he was inspired by the challenge.

Willy California logo

“People told me not to get into the bakery business. They told me not to get into the restaurant business. And whatever you do, don’t get into the clothing business. I jumped in feet first to all three,” Nelson said.

While he started as a novice in all of these businesses, there were guidelines to success in each venture. “We valued employees and supply chains,” Nelson said. “If you deliver high-quality product at a reasonable price and provide a great customer experience, you have a chance at being successful at every business you try.”

He also said that starting a business is no piece of cake. “It’s hard to put yourself out in any of these businesses,” Nelson said. “You learn about what you don’t know every day. If you apply learnings to the next day, you can be so much better.”

As professionals who welcome challenges, Nelson and Sockwell are meeting the need to contribute to their community during the fight against the coronavirus pandemic. In the past month, Willy California has added philanthropy to the mix in order to fight against the COVID-19 pandemic. It recently donated 250 medical face masks to the Torrance Memorial Medical Center in Torrance, Calif.

Willy California also is selling nonmedical face masks on its direct-to-consumer channel. For every $15 nonmedical face mask sold it will donate three face masks to the Torrance Memorial Medical Center. It also pledged to donate 10 percent of its sales to the hunger-relief organization No Kid Hungry through April 30.

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22 Things To Help You Make It Through A Rainy Day

We hope you love the products we recommend! Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales or other compensation from the links on this page. Oh, and FYI — prices are accurate and items in stock as of time of publication.

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A water-proof raincoat will protect you during a light sprinkle, but you could end up in a downpour and feeling like you just stepped out of a pool, like I did once. After that, I invested in this water-resistant raincoat so that never happened again. I love how this has a trench-coat-like silhouette, so it’s flattering and really does protect me from the rain.

Get it from Amazon for $44.99+ (available in sizes XS-3X and in 11 colors).

Or a pair of floral rain boots because jumping in puddles should not be a thing we outgrow as we get older. Come on! Remember how fun it is to jump in a giant puddle? Go on now, I know you want to do it!

ModCloth

Promising review: “These boots are very comfortable and have a wide shaft. I often have a problem with rain boots going on easily but being very difficult to get off, these slide off easily.” —rachel

Get them from ModCloth for $54.99 (availble in sizes 5-10).

A no smudge eyeliner that’ll stay in place no matter what kind of torrential downpour you get caught in.

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Promising review: “I’ve sucked at applying eyeliner since the first time I tried it in the 9th grade. Five years later, I decided to try the Stila Stay All Day eyeliner, and I instantly loved it for its ease in application. I decided to give this a shot after repurchasing the Stila liner twice. I knew that it wouldn’t be nearly as good, but I figured it was worth a shot (this is $6, and Stila’s is $20). Well, I fell in love with this liner almost quicker than I did with the Stila one. I was out in the rain for two hours, and it still looks exactly like how it was when I first applied it seven hours ago! As long as you don’t rub it, it’ll stay put. I also think the Maybelline one has more pigmentation. The tip isn’t as narrow as Stila’s, but it’s still just as easy to create a classic winged look. I’m glad I found a cheaper drugstore alternative!” —cara667

Get it from Amazon for $6.99 (available in three styles, three colors and two sizes).

A portable rain hood you can wear under any jacket, essentially turning it into a rain jacket and protecting your hair from getting completely destroyed.

The Grommet

Promising review: “I am headed to Europe this summer with just a backpack. This is a great way to pack light but still be ready for unexpected showers. It is easy to put on and will pack up well. I love this product.” —Krista

Get it from The Grommet for $24.95 or from Amazon for $29.

Or an umbrella hat that’ll keep your hands free to carry however many bags of stuff you carry on a typical day.

Amazon

Promising review: “This works great!! I’m a mailman, and it works perfectly keeping the mail dry as I deliver the mail!” —JCD

Get it from Amazon for $14.99+ (available in silver, camouflage, and upgraded silver).

A raincoat that’s perfect to keep your dog (or goat) dry. Are you kid-ding me with how cute these animals look in this?

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Promising review: “I love these raincoats. I ordered three altogether. They are tough, cute, and keep my dogs dry. I have purchased other flimsy raincoats that did not keep my dogs dry. I am extremely pleased with these. The little hoods are cute too. The purpose of the raincoats are so that I only have to dry off their feet when they return from their walk. These sturdy little coats are great. And my furry kids seem to like them, and and they stay in place without slipping and sliding. Fantastic price for great product. Awesome! :-)” —Barbara N.

Get it from Amazon for $10.99+ (availble in sizes XS-XXL).

A rain poncho you wouldn’t be embarrassed to use in public, because let’s face it—sometimes wearing a poncho is really the best way to go.

Nordstrom

Promising review: “I bought it because it was lovely, but I am so pleased! It’s large enough to wear over an overcoat in winter but light enough not to be hot in summer. It will definitely brighten a gray day.” —Flowerlover

Get it from Nordstrom for $34.95 (availble in navy and blue) or a similar style from Amazon for $20.99.

A super cute pj set because they only thing you really want to do when it’s raining is curl up in bed and either read a book or take a nap and avoid all responsibilities.

ModCloth

Get it from ModCloth for $45 (available in sizes XS-XL).

A stroller cover with an opening in the front so your little one can stay dry but not feel totally trapped in a clear room.

Amazon

Promising review: “I absolutely love this cover! We used it over our First Years Jet stroller at Disney World, and it was easy to put on, stayed put, and really held up in the wind/rain. My daughter loved the zip down opening and stayed dry under it all. There is even a flap to go over the parent tray to keep all that dry. I highly recommend!” —Momma M

Get it from Amazon for $9.99.

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A pair of chic boots – oh wait, no, these are actually rain boots that won’t make you feel like you’re wearing weights at the end of your legs (making it super hard to walk indoors).

Amazon

Promising review: “I’m in love with my new rain boots! I used to have tall boots, but they were always too clunky and difficult to walk in. These lower boots with elastic are PERFECT. Not only are they cute, they are extremely comfortable! I had no idea rain boots could actually feel good to walk in. There is some padding inside, which really helps with the comfort. I usually wear between a 6.7 and 7. Purchased size 7 and it fits beautifully. I highly recommend, especially at this price!” —kris b

Get them from Amazon for $24.99+ (availble in sizes 5-13 and in 11 colors).

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A water repellent laptop sleeve because there’s not much worse than leaving work with your computer and praying that the rain doesn’t leave you spending hours at the IT desk trying to make a water damaged computer work again.

Amazon

Promising review: “I’m an NYU student, so I carry a backpack around the majority of Manhattan between walking to class and my interstate commute and sometimes that means even in the rain with the backpack slightly open. I’ve been caught in the rain a couple of times and had my other stuff get wet, as well as the case, but my laptop hasn’t gotten wet once!” —danielle resto

Get it from Amazon for $13.49 (available in six sixes and 22 colors).

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An anti-theft waterproof backpack – you may think you just need it for your next vacation, but you’ll end up using it every single day after that because that’s how good it is.

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The backpack has a zipper on the inside, which helps make it anti-theft. It has four outside pockets and three interior pockets. It’s also made of PU leather and nylon to keep everything inside it protected.

Promising review: “Amazing—I LOVE IT! I’d always wanted a backpack but always worried about theft. But this one makes me confident that there is no entry from the back. And the best part is that it’s beautiful! I got it for a Disney trip and never changed it back for 3 weeks. It’s perfect for around town. It has so much room! I have the black but am thinking about getting another color too! The quality is great. The seams are sewed well sewed, and the outside even repelled water on a rain day at Disneyland!” —Delia J. Sanderson

Get it from Amazon for $25.99+ (available in seven colors).

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An iridescent stick umbrella – you’ll want it to rain more just so you can show it off.

Nordstrom

Promising review: “I love this umbrella. It opens so easy and smooth plus the iridescent color is so gorgeous and different from the plain ones I see all the time.” —teel00

Get it from Nordstrom for $34.

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A pair of shoe covers to have on hand if you (like me) sometimes forget to check the weather before getting dressed and leaving the house. This way, your fave pair of new shoes that are totally not waterproof can live another day.

Amazon

Promising review: “These are amazing! I live in the Windy City where our drainage systems are just terrible. I don’t really like rain boots, so I’m always water proofing my shoes. As everyone knows, water proofing spray only goes so far. I got these and I will never be without them again. Slip them over any shoe or boot and simply remove them once you reach your indoor destination. They’re also perfect for travel. I just landed in Houston for a trade show and was wearing my wool Allbird Runners out of the airport. I had these shoe covers handy in my backpack and slipped them on before I started trudging in the rain, running my errands for the company. They’re perf! Must get.” —Jon O.

Get them from Amazon for $11.99 (available in sizes S-L and in clear, gray, and black).

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A handbag protector because purses can be expensive and they should be covered from the rain just as much as you are.

Amazon

Promising review: “This is an excellent product. I’m very pleased with it. I very much like the look, and it’s a perfect fit because it covers the entire width and length of each of my medium handbags with just a little and extra coverage. I get many questions from people about where I bought it from.” —zflower.

Get it from Amazon for $11.

17.

A clear raincoat that won’t stop people from seeing the amazing outfit you’re wearing under it.

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Promising review: “I love this jacket, and I received a lot of compliments at the Kentucky Derby. I ordered a small. I am 5’1 and 115 lbs It comes to just below my knees to protect my dress. I also love that you can still showcase your outfit and that the jacket has a belt.” —Melissa Sullivan

Get it from Amazon for $19.53 (available in black and white).

18.

Or a similar purple one you can work into your style to impress everyone you pass on the street.

Target

Get it from Target for $33 (available in sizes 1X-4X).

19.

A color-changing umbrella, – it’s not only a really fun effect, but it’s also useful = you’ll be able to tell if your umbrella is still wet a couple of hours after you’re out of the rain.

Amazon

Promising review: “I LOVE this umbrella!! It makes a rainy day more enjoyable. It works exactly as advertised—by the time I make it inside at work, the butterflies have turned from white to multiple colors. It is also a sturdy umbrella. Living in Florida, it is important to have an umbrella that can stand up to gusty wind. I’ve never had a problem with this umbrella blowing apart. It is one of my favorite unique finds on Amazon, and I have bought them for gifts too. They are a little pricey, but it is a good quality product. I have been using the same one for over a year now.” —PharmGirl22

Get it from Amazon for $21.46.

20.

A waterproof rain hat for when you JUST CAN’T DEAL with using an umbrella because even though they are useful, sometimes they also suck. Plus, you’ll feel super stylish in this one.

Amazon

Promising review: “I just wanted a rain hat that will keep my head dry. This does that, but I get constant compliments on how stylish and good looking it is. I could not ask for more then that.” —Barbara Whyman

Get it from Amazon for $15.99 (available in six colors).

21.

A compact umbrella (hand for scale) designed so you can keep it in a bag or purse at all times so you don’t get stuck in a surprise afternoon downpour with nothing.

Amazon

Promising review: “This umbrella is so lightweight and small enough to fit in my handbag! It also feels sturdy, but I have not tested it out with windy and rainy conditions yet‚ just rain! I would recommend this if you want something that will fit into a small handbag when you go out and you don’t know what the weather will be like.” —Leanne

Get it from Amazon for $14.99 (available in 24 styles).

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And a pair of lace-up shoes for when you’re sick and tired of wearing rain boots but don’t want to ruin your sneakers. Nobody will be able to tell that these shoes have a secret—they’re actually waterproof!

Amazon

Promising review: “These. Are. Great! They are comfy, waterproof, and they look like chucks, so you don’t feel like you are wearing rain shoes! I wore them when I went overseas to Scotland, and it was rainy every day and my feet stayed dry. Though, my feet did get sweaty depending on socks so keep that in mind. Honestly though, I was able to wear them for a long day and walking around and I was fine.” —briannaknt

Get them from Amazon for $14.99+ (available in sizes 6-11 and in 13 styles).

Actual footage of me when I forget to check the weather in the morning and it decides to rain…again.

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Stitch Fix Just Made Shopping Even Easier

Stitch Fix, the direct-to-consumer shopping platform that makes looking good just about as easy as possible, has just launched new extended sizing to make sure they have a Fix for all of their loyal Stitch Fix fans. Full disclosure, I’m a big fan of the Fix, and whereas I won’t be utilizing the new extended sizing, I am thrilled to know I can recommend to even more guys than before.

Being able to fill out a profile, schedule a fix whenever and give feedback has really changed the way I shop. I’m not a fan of brick-and-mortar shopping these days, but I am still super specific about what I like and what I’m willing to spend, so Stitch Fix scratched my shopping itch while allowing me to take care of other stuff I deem more important . Read our Stitch Fix review and read below for more info on the new extended sizing told to us by Chris Phillips, GM, Stitch Fix Men, Kids and Exclusive Brands.

Related: We Reviewed MeUndies And Here's What We Thought

Why Extended Sizing Now?

At Stitch Fix, we want to be able to deliver personalized fit and size for every guy and all his wardrobe needs. For context, when we launched the business two years ago we offered 160 fit and size combinations. Now with our expanded sizing options, we offer 800. This expanded fit and size portfolio grew due to client feedback about how we can better serve him.

Data science is woven into the fabric of Stitch Fix and helps us develop and curate product for all clients that features exceptional fit and incredible style. We are constantly learning and gathering new insights from our clients to determine how to better serve them. Our access to product data, client data and client feedback allows us to identify white spaces in our assortment including underserved clients on both ends of the spectrum.

For example, we saw an opportunity to better serve our XXL clients, and dug into the data to learn about how most of these clients identified as a “husky” body shape . This insight drove us to make adjustments to the size appropriate for these guys and brands made adjustments with us.

Many times, men who fall in the short or big & tall size category are limited in their choices when it comes to style, and these items are also often sold at higher price points. We have an opportunity to offer him well-made clothes with best in class fit across our full range of style aesthetics and price points with a focus on quality.

What was the process in getting brands offer extended sizing?

The power of the data really speaks for itself in terms of demonstrating the opportunity to our brand partners. We have an over 25,000 person waiting list for expanded sizing.

Our expanded sizing options are reflected in the assortment from our Exclusive Brands as well as our brand partners.

We partnered with brands like Bonobos and Tommy Hilfiger who are launching with Stitch Fix this fall and are leaning into expanded fits and sizes.

For brands, Stitch Fix is an insight engine that delivers tangible feedback they can’t get anywhere else. Based on data insights, we work in partnership with brands to help them make clothes that fit better: We share client feedback on product with our brand partners so they can adjust the fit and size of their product to match real bodies.

What was the brand response when starting to offer extended sizing?

Our brands were excited to partner with us to offer client expanded sizing. At launch, our expanded sizing will be available from 30+ brands across market brands and Stitch Fix Exclusive brands. Some of the key brands at launch will include Bonobos, Original Penguin, Vineyard Vines, Polo, Woolrich, and Mavi.

How did men communicate they were looking for more sizes?

Clients give us very insightful feedback that we use not only to better serve them next time, but also to better serve other clients as well. We ask about fit, cut and style to really understand what works for you. This feedback allows Stitch Fix algorithms and stylists to improve picks over time for you and fuels our Fit Ecosystem and merchandising strategy, enabling us to identify opportunity to address underserved groups. For example, we saw that 30% of clients who received a 30” inseam, previously the shortest inseam available, said the pant ran too long. So we proactively worked with brands Mavi and DL, plus our Exclusive Brands, to create a 28” inseam for these customers

How many more men do you anticipate reaching with a larger range of sizes?

With over 25,000 men signed up on our waitlist for extended sizing, we know that this is something that men are looking for. We’re excited to be able to offer men a variety of styles and sizes that will make them look and feel great - and more confident too.

Will the man shopping for larger sizes feel he has as much variety as the man shopping in more "traditional" sizing?

We believe everybody deserves access to incredible style and exceptional fit at a variety of price points. Our larger size offerings will be carried across every apparel category including our newest such as tailored suiting and dress shirts, performance and Extras.

3XL is an underserved client in today’s marketplace with styles that are often not made with the clients body type in mind. We focused on quality fabrication and garment construction and leveraged client feedback and data from our XL and 2XL clients to inform our product assortment to ensure we are building a breadth of quality product that he can feel good in.

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